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Picking up girls when you’re with a circle

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So picking up girls when you’re with a circle is pretty interesting.

There is a “line” I’ve been using these days, it’s almost like I MUST use it, or risk being too intense and overqualifying.

As soon as I tell them about the circle, I try to slip this line in ASAP:

“The girls make me look cooler than I actually am.”

They laugh HARD at this, so I know something’s up… a true Heart-centered circle is so outside of people’s reality so they will often just assume that I’m an egomaniac.

By hitting them with this line early on, it innoculates the objection, so to speak… it conveys that I’m extremely humble, and when a girl feels that you’re actually humble, she’s usually yours.

It’s very interesting to pick up girls on this ninja-level.

I basically have to just water down my game and act like I’m shy. Which feels awesome, I love this.

Anyway I used that “line” on this girl yesterday, and she flat-out asked me if she could join the circle. She was cooked, almost instantly cooked. (But definitely not ready to actually be in our Circle)

Texas girls are so easy it’s a joke. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. I have to resist the temptation to seduce them all ;)

Any Texans here who can’t get laid??

Kill yourself, there’s no hope for you hug

I just walk up to girls and go, “Have you accepted the Lord Jesus as your personal Savior?” and they die laughing.

Some of them actually take it really seriously too, and they go, “Why yes I have!” in a slightly condescending way… So I just go, “Me too!” and escalate further.

It’s not a lie - I have accepted that Jesus taught the path of forgiveness, and that path has saved my ass more than I care to admit! He could have tried to teach people the higher level (Compassion is higher than forgiveness) but I doubt people at the time would have understood.

Texas girls rule!

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4 Responses to “Picking up girls when you’re with a circle”


  1. 1 Enrique Alejo

    you’re having too much fun. *JEALOUS* Fricken legit

  2. 2 E

    Quote:
    “It’s not a lie - I have accepted that Jesus taught the path of forgiveness, and that path has saved my ass more than I care to admit! He could have tried to teach people the higher level (Compassion is higher than forgiveness) but I doubt people at the time would have understood.”

    The irony here is many people of his time couldn’t even understand the truth of forgiveness. That’s why they killed him.

  3. 3 Tuplad

    Hehehe, Stephane turns Christian :) (j/k)

    Thew post is great by the way!

  4. 4 Master_key

    Hehe, you made me laugh hard with this one!

    Jesus Rocks!

    love to you all!

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