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Archive for April, 2007

ideaGasms author Stephane
   Stephane

“Approach Anxiety”

(8 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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To me, there are two different types - orange and yellow. I relate all of this stuff to the Chakras, which are different levels of consciousness that we are all developing. Orange is the second chakra and yellow is the third, in the solar-plexus.

Orange is the wussy kind of approach anxiety, he is violating the “natural laws” of the Orange Chakra.. like the guy who needs a woman to behave in certain ways to maintain his false-pride ego issues (which are constantly wavering between illusions of grandeur and insecurity).

His thoughts are consumed with social status comparisons (jealousy), causing butterflies in the stomach, which is really just a signal from his sacral (orange) chakra telling him to let go of it all, and shift his consciousness out of his head and back into his Heart.
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ideaGasms author Ghita
   Ghita

“Working Hard On My Game”

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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We went out last night. I had my tasks, more kino as soon as you open, (girls can get away with sooooo much stuff) walk with a straight spine, and use my natural voice.

Funny thing, about the voice, is that I learned a while back that people wouldn’t listen to a little meek voice saying “hello, um, how are you?”

They will listen to “HEY! YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK, WHATS YOUR NAME? I LIKE FLOWERS, YOU WANT SOME CHOCOLATE? YEAH YOU’RE AWESOME! Or whatever would come out of my mouth. It’s kind of funny if you’re watching me in action, you see this little girl (me) yelling at a bunch of women, “WHAT? YOU’RE RIGHT BOOB IS BIGGER THAN YOUR LEFT!? NO WAY!? SO IS MINE! WE”RE LIKE TWINS!”

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ideaGasms author Stephane
   Stephane

“PUA’s - Beware Of NICE WOMEN!”

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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Last night, I volunteered myself as a TOOL.

Advanced, experienced PUA’s will understand this post, and guys with little or no experience will think I’m jaded, bitter, and exaggerating. Of course, they would be wrong!

And… all women reading this will understand this post too, as most of today’s pretty young women are “guilty as charged’. You know who you are.

Dear newbies, beware of NICE WOMEN - they have secret boyfriends waiting for them at home.

You see, many of today’s women have no respect for men. This is a fact - just don’t ask them to admit this. But actions speak louder than words.

If you go out and approach a nice, pretty girl and she’s 100% NICE to you, she has… a boyfriend. Not all girls are like this, and yes… I’m generalizing - but I’m not generalizing as much as you newbies might think.
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ideaGasms author Stephane
   Stephane

“The Morning Ritual - How I Wake Up”

(5 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5)
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To me, this is an extremely important little ritual that I would be lost without. I think most people hear an alarm go off, then JUMP out of bed. I used to live that way, and it sucked.

Now when I wake up, I have my sexy little sidekick (Ghita) helping me out.

First, she wakes me up, usually at 10 or 11 am, and she brings our Ninja Fat Cat over to see me, who is now purring like mad because I’m awake. Sweet.

We all lie in bed for 15 minutes, then I get up and slide into a sea-salted bubble-bath which has the words I ♥ U (Ghita draws this with her finger in the bubbles).

In this wonderful bath, I am surrounded by several large crystals (for Chakras & energy), one “smoothie” (mixed fruit drink) and one Expresso coffee.
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